EJ. 20. North Cak-a-laky. An assortment of things I enjoy. I like to think of myself as a guy with as much talent as a bed sheet, and a heart as gold as Pony Boy ∞ ♥ IG: ejjj_news

andr0philia: love your posts btw! they're funny and intellectually stimulating at times lol

Oh my, why thank you :) As much as I try to just reblog funny things and hot guys, I can’t help but be smart sometimes lol. 

barackfuckingobama:

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itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

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bukakkedad:

rap game taylor swift

reblog my selfie, follow my main blog. love me please

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bukakkedad:

rap game taylor swift

reblog my selfie, follow my main blog. love me please

deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

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deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

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mermaid-man:

a summary of american sex eduation

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